For job seekers, landing an interview is a dream come true. But unfortunately, the actual interview can quickly go from dream to nightmare.
By Barbara Mason “I’ve heard storeys of people being interviewed for the wrong job, interviewers interviewing the wrong candidate and grilling them about the wrong CV–you name it, it has happened,” says Ellen Reeves, the author of “Can I Wear My Nose Ring to the Interview?” You think you’ve had a bad job interview or two? How do they compare to these bombs from both sides of the interview desk?
“Whilst I was in the middle of explaining my previous job duties, I realised that the man who was interviewing me had fallen asleep. I spoke loudly and tried coughing, but he was out cold, snoring. Since it was a one-man business, I just wrote him a quick note and left. I never heard back.–Cathy Ng,bookkeeper
Oh, my Lord
“I once had a candidate tell me the prophet of Jesus, who lived in his closet, told him to apply for the job I interviewed him for.”–Amanda Schnaub, hiring for a photocopy assistant
The barrister audition
During an interview at a law firm, the interviewer discovered that law student Jerry Levine had sung a cappella in college. “All of a sudden, he puts down my CV and asks if I know anything from ‘Annie,’ his daughter’s favourite musical. When I said yes, he said, ‘If you’re interested in continuing this interview, you’re going to sing “Tomorrow” to her on the phone right now.’ I must have been off-key because I never heard from that firm again.”
Don’t sweat it
At an interview for a job with a defence contractor, Internet marketing specialist Tom Shivers was faced with a difficult interviewer who stared at him silently after he answered each question. “I was wearing a suit and tie and had just come in from 90 degree heat outdoors. I began to sweat. The interviewer continued to stare–and watch large beads of sweat roll down my face.”
Paul Bailo, the author of “The Official Phone Interview Handbook,” has fielded more than his share of phone-interview fails: “One woman placed me on hold for 20 minutes and finally returned, saying she had to let the dogs out.” “A client had SpongeBob SquarePants blasting in the background during the whole interview.” “A former CEO from a utility company conducted his interview from the men’s room. The whole time, there was a lot of toilet noise, water running, toilet flushing….” The old bait and switchboard Years ago Rochelle Peachey, who now runs a U.K.-U.S. dating site called I Love Your Accent, interviewed for a job as a temporary telephone operator. “I knew I couldn’t work the switchboard, but my friend told me to bluff it because they would like me and train me. I spoke knowledgably–until the interviewer put me in a room with the dreaded switchboard to test me. The lights were flashing; I panicked and climbed out of the second-floor window.” If you need to bolster your skill set, pursuing additional education can help you to gain the skills you need to get the job you want.
“I had an interview with a corporate headhunter and was extremely nervous. I must have crossed my legs extremely tightly, for a long time, because when the interview ended and I got up to shake hands, I nearly fell to the floor because of my rubber leg. I started to laugh nervously, then hysterically, as I pounded my leg and limped out the door.”–Paula Hubbs Cohen, freelance writer
Sue Michaels, now the marketing manager for Sierra College, was offered a cup of coffee before her interview. When she sat down to interview, she went to set the coffee down. The coffee immediately spilled all over the important papers of interviewer.
When interviewers attack
Barrister Jane Jones (not her real name) was being courted to work at a law firm. Everything was going perfectly until her interview with a partner in the firm. He began attacking her verbally because she was slightly older than other law-school grads and not from the area. “He yelled, ‘What did you do with your life?! You wasted it! You’ll never be let into the local culture!'” Create a CV that will land you that coveted interview with LiveCareer’s CV Builder. And take the Free Career Test to learn more about yourself and the best careers for you.